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A safe, easy, and entertaining way to dip your personality in the copywriting pond without worrying about what to write or how to pull your personality in.
arrested analogy
ORIGINAL + OUTLANDISH Comparisons that disarm your DREAM CLIENTS
This copywriting speed date is about giving your readers an experience so familiar that as soon as they hear it they’re brought to the emotions you’re trying to stir up.
ASSUME KABOOM
JOLTING YOUR DREAM CLIENTS OUT OF THEIR Autopilot STATE
This copywriting speed date is about capitalizing on the emotional response people have when you disrupt their expectations.
EVEN IF EXTENSION
ADDRESSING THE Doubts THEY'RE HOLDING ON TO BEFORE THEY DO
This copywriting speed date is about addressing the mental landmines lurking in your ideal clients thoughts and squashing the “buts” bouncing around in their heads.
THREE MUSKETEERS
CAPITALIZING ON THE Power OF THREE
This copywriting speed date is about leveraging the "power of three" to write graphic descriptions that pack a punch that'll permanently stick to dream clients emotional receptors.
BULLETPROOF
A Visual TECHNIQUE TO AVOID THE 'WALL OF TEXT' EFFECT
This copywriting speed date is about making your words easy + inviting to follow by consolidating long talking points into bite-sized bullet points.
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