THAT SETTLES IT THEN, there's…

ROYAL BRAND

WRITTEN ALL OVER Your PERSONALITY!

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

Figure out what makes you 10x's more qualified to help your dream clients than everyone else who does what you do.

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

YOU’RE A NATURAL-BORN LEADER!

You embody "influencer" without even trying.

Having an affluent life, a-list connections, and unwavering confidence allows you to very naturally captivate other struggling leaders. You don't take on leadership roles because you need the accolades, you do it because you have impeccable taste and big ideas that are desperately needed.

Your clients, customers, and community love learning from YOU because your standard of excellence is so contagious and inspiring that it helps them achieve higher levels of power and wealth.

SOVEREIGN

RULER

ARISTOCRAT

YOUR natural state

Dominating your trade
Catering to influential people
Maintaining their grip of power

YOUR state of mind

Articulate
Aspiring
Noble
Driven
Sophisticated
Polished
Wealthy
Successful
Influential
Prosperous

YOUR turn offs

Chaos
Power Struggles
Being Debated
Taking Orders
Trivial Figures
Inferiority

YOUR voice + vibe

Noble
Sophisticated
Elite
Highly Structured
Prestigious
Confident
Refined
Affluent

YOUR content + offers

Emphasize status
Are laced with authority
Tap into your customer's elitism
Ooze elegance

YOUR customers are chasing

Feelings: Worthy, Prominent, Persuasive

Mood: Class-based, Dignified, Prestige

Lifestyle: Impressive, Top Of Food Chain, Financial Titan

ROYAL celebrities

Anna Wintour
Kanye West
Mariah Carey
Mark Zuckerberg
Warren Buffet
Gene Simmons

ROYAL big brands

The Four Seasons
American Express
British Airways
Mercedes-Benz
Louis Vuitton
Microsoft
Rolex

THERE ARE Four SHADES OF A

ROYAL brand

THE SOVEREIGN

CARRIES AN AIR OF PRESTIGE AND RANK

Holding fast to tradition, they're controlled + proper in the public eye and carry a great deal of responsibility to act accordingly.

THE JUDGE

PRIDES THEMSELVES
ON A BALANCE OF COMPASSION + JUSTICE

They use discernment + wisdom to challenge wrongs that need to be righted to provide structure to society.

THE AMBASSADOR

ACTS AS
A DIPLOMAT

They strategically maneuver complex issues and relationships to restore stability on common ground.

THE PATRIARCH

ACTS AS THE HEAD
OF THE FAMILY

They maintain order and provide protection to those under them to inspire feelings of security.

NO MATTER WHAT SHADE OF ROYAL YOU MATCH UP WITH THERE ARE Three TRUTHS THAT CAN’T BE DENIED.

YOU'RE DRIVEN BY...

the need

TO ASPIRE OTHERS TO LIVE A PROSPEROUS LIFE

the desire

TO ATTAIN HIGHER LEVELS
OF DOMINANCE + WEALTH

the BELIEF

THAT POWER IS
EVERYTHING!

ALL OF THIS OOEY-GOOEY GOODNESS MEANS, YOUR

ROYAL WAYS

PRESENT A UNIQUE SET OF Problems WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS

guru shmooroo

Forcing yourself into the soulless 6-figure funnels, formulas, and frameworks the Guru Pipeline is peddling feels like choking down a broken glass sandwich while being strapped to a bucking bronco—brutally agonizing.

for fake's sake

You want the freedom to show up, say the things, take up the space, and build your business the way YOU want to... but there’s no one showing you how to do that in a way that doesn’t make you feel sleazy, plastic, or phony.

for cryin' doubt loud

You want to create in a way that’s fun, feel-good, and aligned. But every time you try, your inner critics bully you into watering everything down until it feels like the “if Gary Vee + Marie Forleo had a baby” version of YOU.

NO ONE Ever TALKS ABOUT THE PROCESS OF FIGURING OUT WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS

TO 'BE YOURSELF' ONLINE

or, how that translates into THE RIGHT PRODUCTS, PEOPLE, AND POSITIONING FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Being healthy, happy, and ethical while running your business shouldn’t feel like a moral crisis… or an act of rebellion—but here we are. 🤷‍♀️

Turns out, the way you wanted to do things all along? That was the right way.

You never needed the sales scripts, the urgency countdown timers, or the 57-step launch strategy that made your skin crawl.

You didn't need the hacks, formulas, or ad budget bigger than your rent.

You didn’t need to act like a guru, scale to infinity, or pretend you had it all figured out.

You just needed to trust yourself.

Trust that what you love is valuable.

Trust that you can charge what you want, and people will know you’re worth it.

Trust that the right people will see you, hear you, get you, and say, “FUCK YEAH! Where have you been all my life?”

Luckily, you stumbled into the right bar

YOU WANT MAKING MONEY TO
Feel Good + Be Easier. PERIOD.

Not unrealistically, fairy tale easy!

Just accomplished easier, energetically + logistically speaking.

YOU don’t want to spread yourself across a bunch of time-consuming busy work, soul-sucking tactics, or personality-stripping productivity hacks that don't light you up + make you more financially secure.

YOU want to turn your laptop/camera/microphone/power tools/equipment on, pour your thoughts + ideas out, make a real damn difference in lives, and GET PAID for that shit!

Get in… get out… and get back to living a wonderful life.

And you don’t want to complicate it anymore than that.

YOU change All THE RULES!

You’re not beyond real money-in-the-bank success; you’re beyond sacrificing your health, happiness, and ethics for a paycheck.

And you DON'T have to!

When you're true to who you reeeeeally are, being a solopreneur gets easier—the fun, feel-good choices become obvious, and the fun, feel-good people start showing up.

That's the kinda small creator/big impact success I can help YOU experience.

oprah called

She wants her Pedestal BACK.

I don’t know what internet god I should thank for plucking you out of the Guru Pipeline and dropping you into my branding playground, but I want you to know that whether your heart is sinking, your head is exploding, or you're just plain feeling so hopelessly overwhelmed with the idea of making a living online, I'm here to help!

I know the internet makes you feel like you have to perch yourself on some bedazzled pedestal, wearing a professor’s tweed jacket (with elbow patches, of course), wide-rim glasses perched on your nose, and a killer presentation ready to deliver to a captivated crowd, but the BIG hitch in that giddy-up: You're not Oprah.

You're not Brené Brown.

You're not Gary V.
You're not Marie Forleo.

You're not Tony Robbins.
You're not Mel Robbins.

And you don't have to be to experience the kinda success YOU want. You get to be YOU—the half-baked lasagna with lots of ooey-gooey layers—and it will be more than enough.

HOW CAN I BE SO SURE

THAT BEING Yourself CAN BE THE WHOLE DAMN STRATEGY?

Because I've never been able to measure up to any idea of "normal," "marketable," or even "likable" by mass standards.

I know it's hard to believe that a nutcase like me exists, but I do things very differently than 97.6% of the internet, and it means I've had no choice but to figure out how to "la la la la la" the internet advice away + be fearless about doing shit my own unhinged, experimental, ME-shaped way.

So, I don’t know what factory I was made in, but it definitely wasn’t an online-friendly one. I don’t ‘play nice’ with any of the capitalist BS the "system" tells me to do, and yet somehow, I still grow in every way possible. It must be a bug in my software. 🤷‍♀️

It's why I built Brandishing YOU, the solopreneur speakeasy where I’ve been stockpiling every feral, rule-breaking, delightfully unhinged way to build a business that actually feels like YOU.

INTRODUCING

Welcome to the anti-guru, anti-mainstream, anti-hustle, anti-extra steps, and anti-anthing-that-doesn't-feel-good, underground speakeasy. Secret handshake incoming.

This is a safe place where we don’t have to explain ourselves, justify our wild ideas, or apologize for wanting something beyond the crusty old business playbook that'll never make sense or work for US.

Because we’re not here to build a business that drains us, chains us, or turns us into burnt-out capitalism chew toys. We're here to build fun, feel-good businesses that support fun, feel-good lives.

But we cannot—canNOT—do this alone.