THAT SETTLES IT THEN, there's…

Magician BRAND

WRITTEN ALL OVER Your PERSONALITY!

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

Figure out what makes you 10x's more qualified to help your dream clients than everyone else who does what you do.

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

YOU’RE A TRANSFORMATION JUNKIE!

You embody "anything is possible" without even trying.

Being able to solve unsolvable problems with science and spirituality allows you to turn messes in miracles. You don't focus on higher consciousness + guzzle up everything you can about the world and yourself because your head's in the clouds, you do it because you want to be able to trust your own instincts.

Your clients, customers, and community love learning from YOU because your wise, thought-provoking, cutting edge ways are so contagious and inspiring that they help them become the best version of themselves.

INTUITIVE

HEALER

VISIONARY

YOUR natural state

Solving unsolvable problems with science and spirituality
Turning messes into miracles
Manifesting change

YOUR state of mind

Holistic
Transcendent
Empowering
Wise
Metaphysical
Instinctual
Healing
Charismatic
Intelligent
Spiritual
Self-Improvement

YOUR turn offs

Dream Crushers
Vanity
Egotism
Cruelty
Pessimism

YOUR voice + vibe

Thought Provoking
Ethereal
Charismatic
Experiential
Transformational
Shapeshifting
Inspiring
Magical

YOUR content + offers

Are equal parts science + spirituality
Are laced with mindfulness
Tap into your customer's mysticism
Embody metamorphosis

YOUR customers are chasing

Feelings: Wholeness, Enlightenment, Fulfillment

Mood: Mystical, Aspiring, Insightful

Lifestyle: Higher Consciousness, Future Proofed, Born-Again

Magician celebrities

George Lucas
Steve Jobs
Dalai Lama
Tony Robbins
Oprah
Sean Puffy Combs

Magician big brands

Polaroid
Lululemon
Walt Disney
Dyson
Tesla
TED

THERE ARE Four SHADES OF A

Magician brand

THE ALCHEMIST

BELIEVES NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

They use a combination of facts (science) and intuition (spirituality) in order to transform one thing into something entirely new.

THE SCIENTIST

HAS TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT

Questioning and curious they want to see what things are made of and then use that knowledge to be a change agent in the world.

THE ENGINEER

USES A STRUCTURED APPROACH TO PROBLEM SOLVING

Transforming creative energy into practical expression. Logical and curious, they're who you want to turn to for solutions to everyday problems.

THE INNOVATOR

IS AN IDEA MACHINE

With high intellect and limitless ability, they thrive on change and aren't afraid of taking risks to get to a solution.

NO MATTER WHAT SHADE OF Magician YOU MATCH UP WITH THERE ARE Three TRUTHS THAT CAN’T BE DENIED.

YOU'RE DRIVEN BY...

the need

TO INSPIRE PEOPLE TO SEE THEIR POTENTIAL

the desire

TO RELY ON SCIENCE + SPIRITUALITY

the BELIEF

THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

ALL OF THIS OOEY-GOOEY GOODNESS MEANS, YOUR

Magician WAYS

PRESENT A UNIQUE SET OF Problems WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS

guru shmooroo

Forcing yourself into the soulless 6-figure funnels, formulas, and frameworks the Guru Pipeline is peddling feels like choking down a broken glass sandwich while being strapped to a bucking bronco—brutally agonizing.

for fake's sake

You want the freedom to show up, say the things, take up the space, and build your business the way YOU want to... but there’s no one showing you how to do that in a way that doesn’t make you feel sleazy, plastic, or phony.

for cryin' doubt loud

You want to create in a way that’s fun, feel-good, and aligned. But every time you try, your inner critics bully you into watering everything down until it feels like the “if Gary Vee + Marie Forleo had a baby” version of YOU.

NO ONE Ever TALKS ABOUT THE PROCESS OF FIGURING OUT WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS

TO 'BE YOURSELF' ONLINE

or, how that translates into THE RIGHT PRODUCTS, PEOPLE, AND POSITIONING FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Being healthy, happy, and ethical while running your business shouldn’t feel like a moral crisis… or an act of rebellion—but here we are. 🤷‍♀️

Turns out, the way you wanted to do things all along? That was the right way.

You never needed the sales scripts, the urgency countdown timers, or the 57-step launch strategy that made your skin crawl.

You didn't need the hacks, formulas, or ad budget bigger than your rent.

You didn’t need to act like a guru, scale to infinity, or pretend you had it all figured out.

You just needed to trust yourself.

Trust that what you love is valuable.

Trust that you can charge what you want, and people will know you’re worth it.

Trust that the right people will see you, hear you, get you, and say, “FUCK YEAH! Where have you been all my life?”

Luckily, you stumbled into the right bar

YOU WANT MAKING MONEY TO
Feel Good + Be Easier. PERIOD.

Not unrealistically, fairy tale easy!

Just accomplished easier, energetically + logistically speaking.

YOU don’t want to spread yourself across a bunch of time-consuming busy work, soul-sucking tactics, or personality-stripping productivity hacks that don't light you up + make you more financially secure.

YOU want to turn your laptop/camera/microphone/power tools/equipment on, pour your thoughts + ideas out, make a real damn difference in lives, and GET PAID for that shit!

Get in… get out… and get back to living a wonderful life.

And you don’t want to complicate it anymore than that.

YOU change All THE RULES!

You’re not beyond real money-in-the-bank success; you’re beyond sacrificing your health, happiness, and ethics for a paycheck.

And you DON'T have to!

When you're true to who you reeeeeally are, being a solopreneur gets easier—the fun, feel-good choices become obvious, and the fun, feel-good people start showing up.

That's the kinda small creator/big impact success I can help YOU experience.

oprah called

She wants her Pedestal BACK.

I don’t know what internet god I should thank for plucking you out of the Guru Pipeline and dropping you into my branding playground, but I want you to know that whether your heart is sinking, your head is exploding, or you're just plain feeling so hopelessly overwhelmed with the idea of making a living online, I'm here to help!

I know the internet makes you feel like you have to perch yourself on some bedazzled pedestal, wearing a professor’s tweed jacket (with elbow patches, of course), wide-rim glasses perched on your nose, and a killer presentation ready to deliver to a captivated crowd, but the BIG hitch in that giddy-up: You're not Oprah.

You're not Brené Brown.

You're not Gary V.
You're not Marie Forleo.

You're not Tony Robbins.
You're not Mel Robbins.

And you don't have to be to experience the kinda success YOU want. You get to be YOU—the half-baked lasagna with lots of ooey-gooey layers—and it will be more than enough.

HOW CAN I BE SO SURE

THAT BEING Yourself CAN BE THE WHOLE DAMN STRATEGY?

Because I've never been able to measure up to any idea of "normal," "marketable," or even "likable" by mass standards.

I know it's hard to believe that a nutcase like me exists, but I do things very differently than 97.6% of the internet, and it means I've had no choice but to figure out how to "la la la la la" the internet advice away + be fearless about doing shit my own unhinged, experimental, ME-shaped way.

So, I don’t know what factory I was made in, but it definitely wasn’t an online-friendly one. I don’t ‘play nice’ with any of the capitalist BS the "system" tells me to do, and yet somehow, I still grow in every way possible. It must be a bug in my software. 🤷‍♀️

It's why I built Brandishing YOU, the solopreneur speakeasy where I’ve been stockpiling every feral, rule-breaking, delightfully unhinged way to build a business that actually feels like YOU.

INTRODUCING

Welcome to the anti-guru, anti-mainstream, anti-hustle, anti-extra steps, and anti-anthing-that-doesn't-feel-good, underground speakeasy. Secret handshake incoming.

This is a safe place where we don’t have to explain ourselves, justify our wild ideas, or apologize for wanting something beyond the crusty old business playbook that'll never make sense or work for US.

Because we’re not here to build a business that drains us, chains us, or turns us into burnt-out capitalism chew toys. We're here to build fun, feel-good businesses that support fun, feel-good lives.

But we cannot—canNOT—do this alone.