THAT SETTLES IT THEN, there's…

Lover BRAND

WRITTEN ALL OVER Your PERSONALITY!

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

Figure out what makes you 10x's more qualified to help your dream clients than everyone else who does what you do.

Your Personality Dossier Will Help You...

YOU’RE A MASTER OF MATTERs OF THE HEART!

You embody "burning passion" without even trying.

Being able to infuse passion into everyday things allows you to make people feel more beautiful. You don't seek out physically and emotionally attractive people and things because you're vain, you seek them out because intimacy is a core tenet of your existence.

Your clients, customers, and community love learning from YOU because your pleasure-seeking ways are so contagious and inspiring that they help them feel safe enough to tap into their inner desires and fearless enough to pursue what sets their souls on fire.

PARTNER

HEART CENTERED

IDEALIST

YOUR natural state

Making people feel more beautiful
Doting on the people you care about
Understanding matters of the heart

YOUR state of mind

Affectionate
Emotional
Loving
Heartfelt
Vulnerable
Alluring
Sexy
Enchanting

YOUR turn offs

Plainness
Indifference
Jealousy
Solitude
Hate
Judging

YOUR voice + vibe

Intimate
Spiritual
Doting
Collaborative
Passionate
Descriptive
Indulgent

YOUR content + offers

Center around physical + emotional allure
Are laced with beautiful imagery
Tap into your customer's desirability
Pleasure the senses

YOUR customers are chasing

Feelings: Connected, Desired, Beautiful

Mood: Playful, Sensual, Sensory

Lifestyle: Deeper Attachments, Meaningful Relationships, Spiritual Love

Lover celebrities

Sofia Vergara
George Clooney
Sting
Marilyn Monroe
Bo Derek
Megan Fox

Lover big brands

Victoria Secret
1-800-Flowers
Eharmony
Hallmark
Neil Lane
Nars

THERE ARE Four SHADES OF A

Lover brand

THE ROMANTIC

JUST WANTS TO BE CLOSE TO PEOPLE

Charismatic and sociable, they can be intensely emotional. They might even profess “You complete me!” - they believe so deeply in unity.

THE COMPANION

PLACES GREAT IMPORTANCE ON RELATIONSHIPS

The type of comrade and confidante you can always turn to when you need a helping hand or a forgiving ear.

THE HEDONIST

IS EROTIC AND SENSUAL

Living for pleasure and always in the moment they prefer to indulge in the more exciting things that life has to offer.

THE MATCHMAKER

understands RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS

Acting as a facilitator they know how to draw people together. They use strategy and intuition to spot patterns that can facilitate deeper connections.

NO MATTER WHAT SHADE OF Lover YOU MATCH UP WITH, THERE ARE Three TRUTHS THAT CAN’T BE DENIED.

YOU'RE DRIVEN BY...

the need

TO PLEASURE YOUR SENSES

the desire

TO FIND BEAUTY IN THE MUNDANE

the BELIEF

THAT PASSION IS THE PUREST PURSUIT!

ALL OF THIS OOEY-GOOEY GOODNESS MEANS, YOUR

Lover WAYS

PRESENT A UNIQUE SET OF Problems WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS

guru shmooroo

Forcing yourself into the soulless 6-figure funnels, formulas, and frameworks the Guru Pipeline is peddling feels like choking down a broken glass sandwich while being strapped to a bucking bronco—brutally agonizing.

for fake's sake

You want the freedom to show up, say the things, take up the space, and build your business the way YOU want to... but there’s no one showing you how to do that in a way that doesn’t make you feel sleazy, plastic, or phony.

for cryin' doubt loud

You want to create in a way that’s fun, feel-good, and aligned. But every time you try, your inner critics bully you into watering everything down until it feels like the “if Gary Vee + Marie Forleo had a baby” version of YOU.

NO ONE Ever TALKS ABOUT THE PROCESS OF FIGURING OUT WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS

TO 'BE YOURSELF' ONLINE

or, how that translates into THE RIGHT PRODUCTS, PEOPLE, AND POSITIONING FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Being healthy, happy, and ethical while running your business shouldn’t feel like a moral crisis… or an act of rebellion—but here we are. 🤷‍♀️

Turns out, the way you wanted to do things all along? That was the right way.

You never needed the sales scripts, the urgency countdown timers, or the 57-step launch strategy that made your skin crawl.

You didn't need the hacks, formulas, or ad budget bigger than your rent.

You didn’t need to act like a guru, scale to infinity, or pretend you had it all figured out.

You just needed to trust yourself.

Trust that what you love is valuable.

Trust that you can charge what you want, and people will know you’re worth it.

Trust that the right people will see you, hear you, get you, and say, “FUCK YEAH! Where have you been all my life?”

Luckily, you stumbled into the right bar

YOU WANT MAKING MONEY TO
Feel Good + Be Easier. PERIOD.

Not unrealistically, fairy tale easy!

Just accomplished easier, energetically + logistically speaking.

YOU don’t want to spread yourself across a bunch of time-consuming busy work, soul-sucking tactics, or personality-stripping productivity hacks that don't light you up + make you more financially secure.

YOU want to turn your laptop/camera/microphone/power tools/equipment on, pour your thoughts + ideas out, make a real damn difference in lives, and GET PAID for that shit!

Get in… get out… and get back to living a wonderful life.

And you don’t want to complicate it anymore than that.

YOU change All THE RULES!

You’re not beyond real money-in-the-bank success; you’re beyond sacrificing your health, happiness, and ethics for a paycheck.

And you DON'T have to!

When you're true to who you reeeeeally are, being a solopreneur gets easier—the fun, feel-good choices become obvious, and the fun, feel-good people start showing up.

That's the kinda small creator/big impact success I can help YOU experience.

oprah called

She wants her Pedestal BACK.

I don’t know what internet god I should thank for plucking you out of the Guru Pipeline and dropping you into my branding playground, but I want you to know that whether your heart is sinking, your head is exploding, or you're just plain feeling so hopelessly overwhelmed with the idea of making a living online, I'm here to help!

I know the internet makes you feel like you have to perch yourself on some bedazzled pedestal, wearing a professor’s tweed jacket (with elbow patches, of course), wide-rim glasses perched on your nose, and a killer presentation ready to deliver to a captivated crowd, but the BIG hitch in that giddy-up: You're not Oprah.

You're not Brené Brown.

You're not Gary V.
You're not Marie Forleo.

You're not Tony Robbins.
You're not Mel Robbins.

And you don't have to be to experience the kinda success YOU want. You get to be YOU—the half-baked lasagna with lots of ooey-gooey layers—and it will be more than enough.

HOW CAN I BE SO SURE

THAT BEING Yourself CAN BE THE WHOLE DAMN STRATEGY?

Because I've never been able to measure up to any idea of "normal," "marketable," or even "likable" by mass standards.

I know it's hard to believe that a nutcase like me exists, but I do things very differently than 97.6% of the internet, and it means I've had no choice but to figure out how to "la la la la la" the internet advice away + be fearless about doing shit my own unhinged, experimental, ME-shaped way.

So, I don’t know what factory I was made in, but it definitely wasn’t an online-friendly one. I don’t ‘play nice’ with any of the capitalist BS the "system" tells me to do, and yet somehow, I still grow in every way possible. It must be a bug in my software. 🤷‍♀️

It's why I built Brandishing YOU, the solopreneur speakeasy where I’ve been stockpiling every feral, rule-breaking, delightfully unhinged way to build a business that actually feels like YOU.

INTRODUCING

Welcome to the anti-guru, anti-mainstream, anti-hustle, anti-extra steps, and anti-anthing-that-doesn't-feel-good, underground speakeasy. Secret handshake incoming.

This is a safe place where we don’t have to explain ourselves, justify our wild ideas, or apologize for wanting something beyond the crusty old business playbook that'll never make sense or work for US.

Because we’re not here to build a business that drains us, chains us, or turns us into burnt-out capitalism chew toys. We're here to build fun, feel-good businesses that support fun, feel-good lives.

But we cannot—canNOT—do this alone.